Pohlaď mě tím tvrdým ptákem a poskakujícími kozami

I don't get why you keep asking me to come over here and just stand around in my underwear and

teach you how to jerk off.

I mean, I've said this before and I'll say it again. You totally are a master at this.

It's like your part-time job. Well, maybe your full-time job.

You should get out more. Okay, anyway, this is the last time I'm gonna do this, okay?