Starší dáma šuká s mladým klukem

We'd like a room, please. A double room for my nephew and I.

Oh, nephew. I'm sorry, the only room I have is just vacated and there's only a queen-size bed in there.

Well, don't you have a rollaway bed or a cot or something?

There's a rollaway in the store. Oh, no. Someone's using that. I'm sorry.

This is the only motel at the vacancy we can find.